So I'm about to travel around the world. I am traveling towards the west. Because I will not retrace my steps, I will end up having experienced one less rotation then all of you. Its like I will be a day younger.
Since I will not be retracing my steps, my friend Albert (Einstein) will have to admit that my movements will actually speed up the rotation of the earth. Look forward to shorter days, sorry.
I am a 24 year old boy from the Midwest who was turned down for a Watson Fellowship. SCREW THEM! I decided a long time ago that I was going to get a Ph.D. in earth science, and I decided shortly after that that I wanted some serious adventure before I started my degree, so here I am.
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